The Times Tables Video (2 to 6)

My daughter was told to learn her times tables over the summer holidays, and I wanted to come up with a way of helping her remember, and a project for both of us to get involved in.  As I have access to a live blues band, I thought a song would be the ideal thing, and we then made this silly video together...

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Biiiig Face

Harry Hill Big Face

This makes me laugh till I’m sick. Every time.

Cat pics

Tom Jones-inspired dwarves.

Tom Jones is a bit odd. Here is a list of 7 words which could also be names of dwarves. That is all.

trashy
sleazy
slimy
greasy
curly
oily
creepy
pants

Which Brings Us Nicely Onto Horses...

Horses d'oeuvres to start, naturally, with a de-canter of wine.

Mane course:
Paddock & Chips
Welsh Rare-bit
Mince Piebald
Shetland's Pie
Appalloosa Crumble
Marsca-pony Cheese
(Horse) Chestnuts - Roasted On An Open Shire
Stable D'Hôte
Soup Of The Hay

If You Were To Eat Dog, What Dishes Would You Have?

Labrador & Chips
Pekingese Duck
Beagle Baguette
Border Curry
Chihuahua Chow Mein
Sheepdog En Croute
Collie Coriander
Yorkshire Terrier Puddings
German Shepherd's Pie
Pot Poodle
Husky Rusks
Terrier-iake
Walnut Whippet
Bichon Fricassée
Pug Roast
Schnauser Salad
Canine-elloni
Cornish Westie

Cable ties, cable ties

To be sung to the tune of 'Edelweiss'

Cable Ties, Cable Ties
Used for tying up cables
Small and white, ties them tight
Use in your roof or your gables

And so on. Suggestions for further verses will be... er, ignored, probably.